Dudes of Lee Street

Let’s all be honest about this, out of all of the dudes who know the password to this site, I am the only one to post more than once. That is why I get to be in the driver seat of the van. Alas, I worry that you all know as little about me as I do you, so I have developed a little game that we can play. I have a title in the works, which is “Pick Whether the Following Scenario Applies to Kyle Ayers or Late 1990s Rehap-Ridden Robert Downey Jr.”

You read the brief scenario and decided who it applies to, and check your answers at the end of the post. Without further ado…

1) This person has had a physical attraction, whether it be on or off screen, to Calista Flockhart.

2) This person once ate an entire bottle of flintstones vitamins, was rushed to the hospital, and prompted the horrible pun, “Get this kid to Bed-rock!”

3) This person once asked a 45-year-old woman at a grocery store if her tramp stamp was the Chinese symbol for “stretch mark.”

4) This person took advantage of his surroundings, consuming mass amounts of cocaine and valium in 1999 to avoid filming another wretched season of Ally McBeal.

5) This person was credited with saying, “You never go full retard.”

OK! Time to see how you did…

Here are the answers:

1) Late 1990s Rehab-Ridden Robert Downey Jr.

2) Kyle

3) Kyle

4) Late 1990s Rehab-Ridden Robert Downey Jr.

5) Trick Question. Both of us. Kyle’s use just involved an embarrasing moment at the Big 12 Title Game.

-Kyle